You know you are old if... (4)

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You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office start confiding in you.
You know you're getting old when you stop buying green bananas.
Someone has described heaven as a family reunion that never ends. What could hell possibly be like? Home videos of the same reunion?
A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.
Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress.
The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news -- the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.